Mama Mia

PRESS RELEASE

Following the news that soccer legend Mia Hamm is to join Southern California's Slammers FC as a coach, the Michigan Drama Queens are pleased to announce the appointment of their very own soccer icon. Former pro Brian Blunder will join the club as director of mis-management on his release from prison next month. Blunder spent three seasons playing at the very top in England's Unibond Conference (South) development league with powerhouse Skegness Albion Reserves. A tough tackling center back, Blunder was famed for having ended the careers of many of England's finest young prospects with his robust style. Following a three year suspension for match-fixing activities Blunder retired in 1993 and joined the then fledgling English Cage Fighting Association where he fought under the name of Psycho Driller and achieved an impressive 6% win rate in his 268 professional bouts. Deported back to his native USA in 2001 his entrepreneurial skills began to show as founded the famed Tax Dodgers Soccer Club and quickly racked up an impressive bank balance. His dedication to his players was admirably demonstrated when he continued to write explicit letters to the girls on his former U16 team following his imprisonment on steroid trafficking charges. Blunder was elected to the sex offenders hall of fame in 2004. The Michigan Drama Queens are pleased to be able to exploit the USYSA's lack of a credible nationally enforceable risk management system in order to be able to bring this legendary figure into our community. The Drama Queens are a non-profit club operating on the edge of reality and our motto is "For The Love Of Our Kids".