My Service To The Community

I figure that with Spring Break being over for the majority of our high school kids here in Michigan there must be an awful lot of photographs of the seniors having fun out there on their MySpace and Facebook accounts. If you can locate any pictures of your rival team’s stud players with alcohol in their hands, or scantily clad, or in any other compromising position, feel free to email them to me and I’ll happily hand them over to their Athletic Directors without mentioning your name. I’m sure we can get a decent amount of suspensions in place before the conference games start in earnest. Anything I can do to help you out with those close games is my pleasure!