Keeper Needed

Michigan Trash U13 Girls are looking for a goalkeeper to join their roster for next season. This is a great group of girls and parents who are friendly, supportive and will make you most welcome until you start picking the ball out of the net. We are a highly competitive team that is just coming off a great season marred only by a number of basic goalkeeping errors that led to an early exit from state cup and relegation from our league. If our current keeper, her fat ass mom, or two-timing lothario dad are reading this I’m sure they’ll take the hint. Email coach BJ Censeetiv at cuttheslackers@notmail.com for further details.