Friday, February 26, 2010

From The Courts

Attorney Johnny Weasel of the law firm Phile, Threten & Settle lodged a claim today in Oakland County Small Claims Court against local soccer club Michigan Fantasy. Acting on behalf of disgruntled parent Al Spyneless, Weasel is seeking the return of $3,500 in coaching fees paid to the club. Weasel alleges that the soccer club’s Technical Director Neal Silvatongue used his position of power and influence to enter into a sexual relationship with his client’s wife, Barby Trophy-Spyneless. Attorney Weasel accepts that the soccer coach and his victim were free to indulge in their behaviour but that his client should not be obliged to pay for the services rendered.

Michigan Fantasy have launched a counter claim in which they allege that their employee effectively provided additional services over and above what Spyneless had paid for and that he should be liable for the balance.

Meanwhile the independent pressure group Advocates For Children has filed suit against the club, the coach, the parents, and the ambulance chasing law firm. They are acting on behalf of the soccer playing kid who is caught in the crossfire and whom they allege was the last person anyone thought about before they went about their business.

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