Thursday, January 15, 2009

Planning For College

Getting into college to play soccer is not something you want to leave to chance. So take my advice and visit www.weprofitfromyourdreams.com where, for only a few hundred bucks, a panel of experts will sell you the same information readily available from your coach and high school counselor. Their award winning program is personally endorsed by Bubba O’Toole, head coach of the men’s soccer program at the PeeWee Herman Community College in Hicksville, Nebraska.

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Ready to step up? Then it’s time to ignore those inexperienced fools who tell you to focus on your grades and go to the definitive source of mis-information!

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