ENCL

The Michigan Charlatans are pleased to announce their acceptance into this year’s new league fashion. The Charlatans are one of two clubs in the state who have been granted a license to print money as one of the 12 nationwide franchises accepted into US Rebel Soccer’s expanded ENCL program. The same club that convinced you that your 8-year-old was wasting her time in rec., and then convinced you that your 10-year-old was ruining her career by playing in select, and that Michigan Premier was the only way to go for your 13-year-old, but that MRL was way better for U14 and up, and that First Division MRL was for losers, is now happy to be able to offer you a program specifically tailored to the needs of the wealthiest blowhard elitists amongst you who have grown tired of the limitations MRL Premier.

Commenting on his club’s latest ruse, Director of Chicanery Brian Morris stated, “The ENCL will allow us to seamlessly link the bank accounts of our parents with the pubs where we celebrate our abilities. Of course, this program is not for everyone. Only the most discerning of soccer parents will truly be able to see the subtle differences that make the same tired old coaches so much more effective in this new set up. This is the reason that the new league is called the ENCL – the Emperor’s New Clothes League.”

The bragging, boasting and over-spending will start in earnest as soon as the tears of the kids whose high school careers are over have dried. US Pub Soccer hopes that the ridiculous excess and over bearing parents will not get in the way of their belief that soccer played at the highest level by the finest players is a joy to behold.